Weekly News 1
Written by the Storyteller
This week, on KCRA news! A sweeping wave of New Year’s Eve violence rocked the city, as rival gangs engaged in a fiery feud in Sacramento’s historic district. Responding to this violence, over three hundred protestors gathered around the Crocker Art Museum, where a teenage girl had been killed as a result of gang violence. The protestors demanded a swifter, more firm police response to crack down on violent criminals throughout the Sacramento area.
In other news, new plans to excavate and develop the area around Sutter’s Fort Historical Park are in action. The historic park has been closed to the public for months, citing the need for renovations. A representative of the construction team has the following details to share:
“We’re excited to start working on some development in the area. I think the park has needed some renovations for a while now. We’re working carefully with the owners of the park so that everything runs smoothly.”
Finally, history comes to life as people report discovering buried relics in their own backyards! From baskets, to arrowheads, to old clothing, historians have identified these relics as belonging to the Nisenan people, before the settlement of the Central Valley. The curator of the Sacramento History Museum urges anyone who comes across these artifacts to handle them with care, and if possible, surrender them to the museum so they may be safely preserved.
Party of Your Life
Written by Calimastia’s player
Article written by Karin Saur II
Exciting news coming out of Sacramento State University today, as it’s been announced that internationally acclaimed influencer Holly Zantosa has chosen to attend the otherwise fairly small state school. Zantosa, who has over 15 million followers across platforms, had this to say “Well, you know, I visited Sacramento once when I was younger, and really liked it, so, like, I totally had to come here, get me?“. Already, Zantosa has pledged to liven up the so called “Dead” campus with her party girl lifestyle that led to her rise to fame (throwing high school parties in her families large mansion in Annapolis Maryland and across the eastern seaboard in her teen years). This has led to numerous concerns from locals, who worry that influxes of students and worse, lavish drop dead parties, might impact community safety and peace. One local, who chose to remain unnamed, said: “We’re just wanting all of our kids to be safe. And to get a good night’s sleep”. Zantosa’s PR team declined any chance to comment, with her first enrollment date being tomorrow.
Laboratory Violence Sparks Investigation
Written by Calimastia’s player
Article by Daan Dutch.
Earlier this week, a blood work laboratory in midtown Sacramento reported a break in, where several technicians were assaulted, with one killed. Though a full list of stolen items has not been publicly reported, such a list has been disclosed to law enforcement, with lead detective Alex Stone declining to comment on the investigation’s current status. The Mercury Labs blood work facility has served the local Sacramento community for going on two decades, and it’s clientele will be forced to find alternative sites for their needed work while the facility is prepared. Lead Doctor Mercurio West had this to say: “We’re just devestated by this act of violence, and hope to reopen to the community as soon as possible”. No culprit has currently been charged, with it being suspected to be a one man job.